*FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS*
1. Ugly girls are getting married
every
Saturday, the pretty ones will be
buying
ASO EBI, looking glamorous in
the
wedding pictures, who are you
waiting
for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out
to all
the girls who feel
they need to wash noodles
before
cooking it. I respect your
Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile
operators in 2019 will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and
dating a
52year old man and you call him
your
baby, is he your baby or
ancestor?
Somehow, your matter dey
Shiloh.
5.
One good thing about been ugly.
At
least you would be least
considered
for
rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do
JUJU
na!
6. You dey snap Facebook
pictures for
another person Hummer; don't
worry
Honey, when thieves go find you
come,
dem go nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey
your
Mama House dey drag Head of
fish
with your siblings....Cha i! The
witch
wey dey your village carry your
picture dey fan herself.
8. You be house boy and you dey
sing
"I'M THE BOSS" BY RICK ROSS
Mehn
you get case for Cele church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I
think
of
dating him, he must TOAST me
for at
least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs
from
now.. You will be in Shiloh for
miracle
marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate
at
40years without any job and you
dey
follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T
GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even
the devil
is weeping for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once,
my
brother sister, If you hear a 2nd
knock,
My Brother/My Sister, check well,
na
Jehovah witness.
12.You sleep with Grace,Ruth,
Marry
without using protective material
and
now you are going to salone
with
your own clipper...my brother
virus is
in your head dancing OYA DAB
...........
13)you see this post,you read it,
you even laugh but you do not share . . . you better visit cele church . . . .
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